Sunday, July 26, 2009

The Shcnaggle family

A 4 week expedition into the deep woods of Tasmania has revealed a new species of animal. The collaborative effort of U.S. and Australian reasearchers was led by a Dr. Schnaggle. "I was astonished when I came upon these strange creatures, I have never seen such a animal" exclaimed the doctor. He named the newly discovered animals the schnaggle tooth family which included the schnaggle tooth llama and schnaggle tooth boxer. Although no one has ever seen any agression from this species, the local tribes are scared to even go out from their huts because of their razer-like teeth and tongues like sand paper. The doctor assured the tribes that it is safe to go out but don't carry any food because they have very small brains and think with their big mouths instead.
They must have migrated here in search of peanut butter and hay.
Reseachers believe they are descendents of the schnaggle tooth tiger family.
A fossil of the link was discovered lately and it looked to be part tiger and part llama. It had long legs and a big body. They named the fossil Tiglama. After much research and millions of dollars spent they realized it was just a big dog. Oops. Have a great day. Aaron











5 friends replied:

Mari said...

First I must say that I am in such shock to see a post that I can barely comment!
However - I do thank you for alerting us to this strange breed. I believe I may have encountered one of these before. It's teeth are not as scary to me as its tongue. It always wants to lick me!

Andrew Bruins said...

Wow, that is too funny. Love the picture of Sofie

Melissa said...

That is hilarious! :)

Heather said...

Wow, it is such a good thing that you alerted us to this odd breed. You know, now that I think about it I, too, believe I have come across this strange creature and actually I found it quite cute and loving, and scary at all!

Terri said...

I love this strange new breed but I'm also wanting a picture of Remi! I'll be looking daily to see it.